"delivery k baad bacche ki mutthhi band thi,
 mutthi khol k dekha gaya to usme UNWANTED 72 tablet thi
 aur haath pe likha tha - "Jaako Rakho Saiyan Maar Sake Na Koy!!"

"zoo me haathi k lund ko dekh kar baccha bola-ye kya hai?
 mom - kuch nahi beta.
ye sunke uske papa bole- dekha teri maa k liye ye bhi kuch nahi.."

"Ladki ne ladke k upar susu kar diya,
 Ladka bola - ae shokh hasina ye kaisi nadani hai?
ladki boli jis jheel ke tum sapne dekhte ho,ye usi jheel ka paani hai.."

"Teacher told an allahabadi student-" table par ink kisne giraya hai"
isko allahabadi me kaho.....
student - "kaun bhosadiwala table pe apni maa chodais hai??"

"Ladke wale :- hamara beta PWD me clrk hai, 10000 pagar aur 25,000 upar se kamata hai.
 Ladkiwale :- hamari beti nurse hai 5000 pagar aur 100000 neeche se kamati hai..."

"Ladki aur Chai(TEA) me 7 quality hamesha dekho.
1 - garam ho.
2 - juthi na ho
3 - meethi na ho
4 - doodh jyada ho
5 - 2 minute me tayyar ho jaye
6 - tej ho
7 - raat ko neend na aane de"

"Girl ne boy ka land 1st time pakada aur kiss karne lagi, tabhi usme se kuch drop nikle.
 Girl - what is this?
 Boy - khushi k ansu hai pagli..."

"Gandhi ji ki patni jab 9th time pregnant hui to wo nehru se boli -
 "Bhai - sahab inhe jara samjhaiye kam se kam CONDOM to suti ka na pahne.."

"Garib aadmi ki bhi kya jidgi hai , paint kharidta hai to joote phat jaate hain,
 Joote kharide to shirt phat jaati hai, sab ek saath kharide to gaand phat jaati hai!!"

"Sardar ko aa gaya ek apsara per Krodh,
 Usne diya us apsara ko Chod
 Apsara ne kiya iska Pratirodh aur boli
 "Sardaar Madharchod" Chod diya na bina NIRODH!!"

"Aadmi ka underwear ek mithai ki dukaan jaisa hai...
 Jisme 1 creamroll, 2 Gulaab Jamun, kuch sevaiyaan hain,
 aur khushi ke maukon par kheer bhi banti hai!!!""

"angry hsband sends msg to sasur -" ur product nt meeting my requirements"
 smart sasur replies back - "seal broken, warranty expired, manufacturer not responsible.."

"Shahjahan tha bewkoof jo banaya itna mahnga "TAAZ"
agar rakhta utne paise bank me "AAJ"
to itna aata "BYAZ" ki roz aati nai nai "MUMTAZ"